Thanks / Regards
Shakeel Ahmed
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
Disclaimer : All the postings of mine in this group is not my own collection. MY ALL EFFORT IS COPY PASTE ONLY. All are downloaded from internet posted by some one else. I am just saving some time of our members to avoid searching everywhere. So none of these are my own creation. Am not violating any copy rights law or not any illegal action am not supposed to do.If anything is against law please notify so that they can be removed.
| DILBERT'S ONE LINERS! 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 5. When everything comes your way, you're probably in the wrong lane. 6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train. 7. Born free, taxed to death. 8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. 10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. 11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. 12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. 13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. 14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. 16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it. 17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? 19. Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon! 20. If you can't convince them, confuse them. 21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder! 23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers 24. The cigarette does the smoking, you are just the sucker. 25. Someday is not a day of the week 26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 27. To Err is human, to forgive is not Company policy. 28. The road to success.... Is always under construction. 29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. |
Thanks / Regards
Shakeel Ahmed
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
Disclaimer : All the postings of mine in this group is not my own collection. MY ALL EFFORT IS COPY PASTE ONLY. All are downloaded from internet posted by some one else. I am just saving some time of our members to avoid searching everywhere. So none of these are my own creation. Am not violating any copy rights law or not any illegal action am not supposed to do.If anything is against law please notify so that they can be removed.
__._,_.___
VISIT RUKHSANA FM ONLINE RADIO
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
Enjoy your stay at Rukhsana Group.
Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Aika Rani, Mumtaz Ali, Sitara Ansari, Lilly, Akhtar,
Contact us at: Aika_Rani@Yahoo.Com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com
**********************************
.
__,_._,___
.jpg)
0 comments:
Post a Comment