«*» RUKHSANA«*» Sonia Gandhi on "Kaun Banega Crorepati"

 

 

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Shakeel Ahmed

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Sonia Gandhi on "Kaun Banega Crorepati" Amitabh: Soniaji, ab aakhri saval, 5 Crore ke liye. Who is the chief minister of Gujarat?   Your options are... A) Laloo Prasad. B) Vilasrao Deshmukh. C) Arjun Singh. D) Narendra Modi...   Soniaji: it's Narendra Modi.   Amitabh: are you sure? Lock kar doon? Sonia:  if you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores!    ************************************** God decided to encourage people to have fewer children so everyone had adequate of everything on earth to enjoy.  So he introduced an award scheme… During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India....   He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied… only one! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, god awarded Nehru with a celestial rolls Royce!   Indira Gandhi was next, and god asked the same question. She replied she had two children. God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.   Dr Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind punishment…   Sometime later..... The three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars, saw mahatma Gandhi on foot!!! Wondering what went wrong...? They asked why god hadn't been merciful with him… The mahatma replied in disgust, "God did not even ask me!!!.... Some idiots had told him that I'm the father of the nation!   ******************************************* In view of the current situation in Pakistan...    The "Pakistan zindabad" slogan has been changed to "Pakistan se zinda bhaag."   --

 

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Shakeel Ahmed

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