Thanks / Regards
Shakeel Ahmed
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people
In the river. The drunk walks into the water and
Subsequently bumps into the preacher. The
Preacher turns around and is almost overcome by
The smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
'Yes I am' replies the drunk,
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
'Brother, have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.'
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into
The water again, but for a bit longer this time.
He pulls him out of the water and asks again,
'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'
The drunk again answers,
'No, I have not found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he
Dunks the drunk I n the water again, but this
Time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
The preacher asks the drunk again,
'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
Thanks / Regards
Shakeel Ahmed
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
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