Technical Support
Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I cant get my DVD out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, Im sure its really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesnt sound good; Ill make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadnt inserted it yet. Its still on my desk . . . sorry. Thank you.
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Tech Support: Click on the MY COMPUTER icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi .. . . I cant print.
Tech Support: Would you click on START for me and . .
Customer: Listen pal; dont start getting technical on me. Im not Bill Gates!!!
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Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I cant print. Every time I try, it says . . . CANT FIND PRINTER. I even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it cant find it!!!
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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah . . . . . .. . . . . thank you.
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Tech Support: Whats on your monitor now, maam?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I cant get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
Customer: Okay..
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, theres another one here. Wait a moment please. . .. . . . . Ah, that one does work. Thanks.
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Tech Support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: I cant get on the Internet.
Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the correct password?
Customer: Yes, Im sure I saw my co-worker do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
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Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape
Tech Support: Thats not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry . . . Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem! My friend has placed a screen saver on my computer . . . but, every time I move my mouse, it disappears.
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Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer: Im writing my first email.
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it.
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk because
she had a problem with her printer.
Tech Support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting next to me is by a window, and his printer is working fine!
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.And last, but not least . . .
Tech Support: Okay George, press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now, type the letter P to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I dont have a P.
Tech Support: On your keyboard, George.
Customer: What do you mean ?
Tech Support: P . . . on your keyboard, George.
Customer: I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!
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