`When we flew back from Bomboy....`
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When we flew back from Bomboy, two Pakistani boarded the flight. One took the window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat on the row in front of us.
Just before takeoff, A Sardaarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Sardaar kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Pakistani in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Sardaar, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Pakistani picked up the Sardaar's shoe and spat in it.
When theSardaar returned with the coke, the other Pakistani said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Sardaar obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Pakistani picked up the Sardaar's other shoe and spat in it. When the Sardaar returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Sardaar slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" `
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