| RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week we go to a n ice restaurant, have a Little beverage, good food and companionship She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas . 3. I take my wife everywhere.... But she keeps finding Her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our Anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and Electric bread maker. She said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place To sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well Because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I Too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, Jump in!"  10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of Divorce. 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first Name was Always. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months I don't Like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it........ These were the good old days,when humor didn't have to start With a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "God Bless."  | ||
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