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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You've got to learn to slow down. You're driving yourself and everyone around you crazy. Just pretend that your life is a Prince Valiant comic strip.

 

From: Vipan <iamvipan@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Tuesday, 15 May 2012 7:55 PM
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May 15, 2012

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

Former French President Charles De Gaulle

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Good day to learn a new trick for dealing with people who come by your home to try to sell you something. Open the door v..e..r..y slowly, and squint at them. Then resume sharpening a large kitchen knife, while they are talking at you.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Good day to go out and play in the mud. Or at least, find some way of making squishy sounds.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You will wrestle with your conscience today, but will be disqualified for using an illegal hold.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

It's ok to spill the wine today, if you feel you really have to. Under no circumstance should you dig that girl, however.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You've got to learn to slow down. You're driving yourself and everyone around you crazy. Just pretend that your life is a Prince Valiant comic strip.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Everyone you work with will start spending a lot of time balancing things on their nose. This could be bad. You may have a renegade seal trainer lurking in your midst!

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Today you will have a sudden and brilliant idea for how to eliminate the U.S. Federal deficit. "Let's all just pretend there isn't one!", you'll say.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Seek out new life, and new civilisations, today. Boldly go where no-one has gone before (just don't get caught).

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Your car is possessed again, so you should swing by the exorcist on the way to work. I always hate it when mine is repossessed...

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

You will find a biography of some famous dead person, at a garage sale, and buy it on a whim. It will change your life. You will also soon take up bricklaying, as a hobby.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

This week you will discover the first of the Three Big Secrets Of Success: It's really hard to fail, if you have no purpose.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You're getting a little carried away with the idea of selling banner ads to make extra cash. On the other hand, a totally bare forehead is a bit of a waste of space...