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From: Pioneer Sports <pioneersportsindia@gmail.com>
To: Balbir Chacha <om.pune@yahoo.in>
Sent: Friday, 16 March 2012 12:40 PM
Subject: Fwd: WARNING !

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From: Dilsher Bhatti <dilsher.bhatti@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 20:35:46 +0530
Subject: Fwd: WARNING !
To: Pioneer Sports <pioneersportsindia@gmail.com>

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To: Dilsher Bhatti <dilsher.bhatti@gmail.com>, K S Bajwa <
ksbajwa2000@yahoo.co.uk>, Pratap Bajwa <pratapbajwa@hotmail.com>, Ajayinder
Singh Jawanda <asjawanda@thapar.edu>






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*Subject:* Fw: WARNING !
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  *A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA  (having

s—e--x with a dead person) The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I

' ve never heard  such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good

reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the

toilet?" The man replied, I'll give you THREE good reasons:



1. It ' s none of your damn business;



2. She was my wife; and......



3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way ! "







The case was dismissed, and the judge announced the following warnings:





FOR THE LADIES:

PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT….



FOR THE GUYS:

IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE…


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