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20 Funny Quotes of All Time!! Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect...... So why practice? ===================================== Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa. ===================================== One should love animals. - They are so tasty . ===================================== Save water. - Shower with your girl friend. ===================================== Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. ===================================== Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ===================================== Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ===================================== The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise. ===================================== Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives. ===================================== Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ===================================== Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop ===================================== Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children ===================================== "Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep ===================================== There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning ===================================== "Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk ! ===================================== "Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours! ===================================== God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends. ===================================== When two's company, - three's the result! ===================================== The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn. ===================================== A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... W                     WARM REGARDS, Akhtar khatri *****help what we can with others in need...the world is ONE big family*****   ALL THE MAILS POSTED BY ME R NOT MY PROPERTY, ALL R TAKEN FROM NET, IF SOMETHING IS COPYRIGHTED PLZ INFORM ME, SO THAT I MAY NOT POST THE MATERIAL IN THE FUTURE

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