9019573695 ------------------------------ On Fri 27 Jan, 2012 4:00 PM IST Vipan wrote: > > <>_<>JOKES<>_<> > Teacher: What do you want to become? >Little Johnny: Doctor !! >Teacher: Why? >Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it !t. > >......................... >What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of Cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and wife on the cover of "missing persons" >.......................... >An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls'? "Abdul Aziz " >"Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !" >..................... >"You look sad, Fred, what's the trouble?" asked Bill. "Domestic trouble." "But you're always bragging that your wife is a pearl," says Bill. "She really is," replies
Fred. It's the mother-of-pearl that's giving me trouble!" >..................... >The pretty young schoolteacher was concerned about one of her eleven-year-old students. >Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Victor, wily has your schoolwork been so poor lately?" >"I can't concentrate," replied the lad. "I think I've fallen in love." >"Is that so?" said the teacher, holding back an urge to smile. "And with whom?", she asked. >"With you," he answered. >"But Victor," exclaimed the secretly pleased young lady, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday, but not a child!" >"Oh, don't worry," said Victor reassuringly. "I'll be careful. > There was an unusually dim girl, participating in a rather deep discussion. >It got to a point, where she made an incredibly dumb remark and one guy couldn't take it any more. >He said to her, "You must have a vacuum in your head." >She looked at him for a
couple of seconds and then replied, "Well, at least it's better than nothing." > > ................
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