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Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it !t.
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it !t.
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What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of Cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and wife on the cover of "missing persons"
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An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls'? "Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
"Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
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"You look sad, Fred, what's the trouble?" asked Bill. "Domestic trouble." "But you're always bragging that your wife is a pearl," says Bill. "She really is," replies Fred. It's the mother-of-pearl that's giving me trouble!"
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The pretty young schoolteacher was concerned about one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Victor, wily has your schoolwork been so poor lately?"
"I can't concentrate," replied the lad. "I think I've fallen in love."
"Is that so?" said the teacher, holding back an urge to smile. "And with whom?", she asked.
"With you," he answered.
"But Victor," exclaimed the secretly pleased young lady, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday, but not a child!"
"Oh, don't worry," said Victor reassuringly. "I'll be careful.
There was an unusually dim girl, participating in a rather deep discussion.
It got to a point, where she made an incredibly dumb remark and one guy couldn't take it any more.
He said to her, "You must have a vacuum in your head."
She looked at him for a couple of seconds and then replied, "Well, at least it's better than nothing."
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