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A famous speaker said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a beautiful woman who wasn't my wife!"
Audience was shocked.
The speaker added: "that woman was my mother!" (Laughter and Applause)
A listener tried it at his home.
He said loudly to his wife, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was not my Wife!"
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
He finally said "… and I can't remember who she was!" and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed...
Audience was shocked.
The speaker added: "that woman was my mother!" (Laughter and Applause)
A listener tried it at his home.
He said loudly to his wife, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was not my Wife!"
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
He finally said "… and I can't remember who she was!" and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed...
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