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A member of Parliament was seated next to a little girl on a plane
he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the MP. "How about global
warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he
smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a sheep all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a sheep excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The MP, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when
you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the MP. "How about global
warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he
smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a sheep all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a sheep excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The MP, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when
you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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