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"Two Pakistanis, Zardari and Musharraf moved to Paris where they made
friends with a French guy named Jean-Paul. They used to go all over
Paris with him when suddenly one day . . .
Jean- Paul disappeared.
The two went to the police and lodged a complaint. The French police asked
them if they could give some vital clues about Jean-Paul that would
help find him. Musharraf and Zardari are not fluent in French. Zardari says,
in his broken French . . . "Jean-Paul was handsome and tall"
Police say . . . "Most Frenchmen are like that . . . Give us something
specific"
Musharraf says . . . "Jean-Paul had blue eyes and was very
fair" Police say . . . "C'mon guys, lots of Frenchmen have blue eyes
and fair hair, tell us something specific"
Zardari and Musharraf . .
. "Oh yes. Now we remember! Jean-Paul had two holes in his ass !!!"
The Policemen get really interested . . . "Now that's something very
specific - but tell us, how do you know this ?? Have you guys seen it? "
Zardari and Musharraf . . . "No we have not actually seen the
holes, but wherever we went with Jean-Paul, everyone used to say . . .
"Here comes Jean-Paul with the TWO assholes."
holes, but wherever we went with Jean-Paul, everyone used to say . . .
"Here comes Jean-Paul with the TWO assholes."
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