Man are you crazy ? or what you mean reall mean of all these ??
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On 8 July 2011 22:23, Jyotindra Shah <jks1jks@yahoo.com> wrote:
ABSOLUTELY TRUE.... NO DOUBT ABOUT IT............
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2 . You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
1 0. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
1 1 . You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim
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Noor Zain -
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