«*» RUKHSANA«*» New Book Of Alphabet:

 

 TheBook of Alphabet:
A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now TheBook of Alphabet:

 's for arthritis;  's the bad back,  's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex?  is for memory, I forget what comes next.

  is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

  for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! 

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?  is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

  is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow;  forvertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, now what's going 'round?   is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed7