«*» RUKHSANA«*» Jeff's Foxworthy on Muslims

ABSOLUTELY  TRUE.... NO DOUBT ABOUT IT............

 

 

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:     1.  You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.        You may be a Muslim     2 . You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..        You may be a Muslim   3. You have more wives than teeth.        You may be a Muslim   4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.        You may be a Muslim   5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.        You may be a Muslim   6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.      You may be a Muslim   7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.        You may be a Muslim   8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.        You may be a Muslim   9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.        You may be a Muslim     1 0. Your cousin is president of the United States .          You may be a Muslim     1 1 . You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.       You may be a Muslim

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