HUMOR FUN FOR ADULTS
DINESH VORA
A girl was talking to her best friend, "You know I got this dream that someone raised a knife and was trying to kill me."
The friend gave her consolation, "Don't be afraid, If dreams came true, I would have abortion every day."
Lady Teacher asked the class, "What is responsibility? Babuwa you come on and explain."
Babuwa explained with pointing his two palms at the teacher and with acting, "Ma'am Your blouse seems to have four buttons holding your breast in place and tight. What will happen if three of them were to break and all the weight falls on the fourth one to manage, Now that is responsibility?"
A secretary was bragging about her boss. She said, "My boss says, nothing is impossible."
The intimate friend said, "Ya, well tell him next time not to wear a condom during sex, enjoy it intimately and control pregnancy prospects."
A mother found a condom in daughter's private chest. She faced the daughter in anger and asked the explanation.
Daughter asked back, "Mom, what do you expect me to do, be pregnant."
A new playboy married man magazine is introduced. It displays the same woman on front page every issue."
A science student asked the woman professor, "Ma'am how much calcium is there in a woman's breast?"
Caught with surprize woman professor explained, "Enough my dear enough. It is enough to make your private thing stand up erect and strong."
Lalwa was trying for sex with Lali against her objection of it as evil."
Lalwa cajoled her, "Evil, yes it is evil and sin, but Lali sin is forgiven, so let us begin to be forgiven by God."
A woman asked the Doctor, "What is good time for sex?"
Doctor winked and said, "Between 12PM and 2PM."
Surprised woman asked, "And how it is that, Doctor?"
Doctor said, "Well, that is the time, My assistant compounder takes time off and goes home."
Love is not measured by Hugging, Kissing. sweet words and separating. Love is measured by trusting, inviting, clothless intimating and allowing with open legs, closed eyes, wet lips and encouraging for more and yet more."
HUMOR FUN FOR ADULTS
DINESH VORA
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