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VeeCee's Presentation >  A whimsical wits 

 

 

After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said,

 

      

 

"Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment,

 

a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,

 but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

 

 

"Now, we have a nice house,

 

 

 nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,

 but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman.

 

 It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things!"

Now my wife is a very reasonable woman.

 

She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond,

 

 

 and she would make sure

 

  

 

that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car,

 

 

sleeping on a sofa bed....

I shut up and took out the trash...

 

 

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!