| Just For Smiles ..!! Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao! Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai ! Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..! Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi. Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..? : Santa meets his friend Bunta Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ? Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..! Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde. Banta : Kyoo Ji ? Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau. Phone Ki Ganti Baji. Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon. Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain. Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke... Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha! Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya. Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi. Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon... Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..! Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai. Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si. Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa. Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai. Santa : Kaise? Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain' A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him. Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!
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