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Teacher to Santa  " Where were U born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Santa: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again.. Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police : How the thief did not take TV??? Santa: I was watching TV na.. Thought for the Day!!! If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination? Answer : Because SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!! Do you know the similarity between "Dinosaurs" & "Decent Girls" Answer: Both don't exist on earth !!! When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !! Whats the height of Intelligence? Answer : A 99 year old Santa going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme                         WARM REGARDS, Akhtar khatri *****help what we can with others in need...the world is ONE big family*****   ALL THE MAILS POSTED BY ME R NOT MY PROPERTY, ALL R TAKEN FROM NET, IF SOMETHING IS COPYRIGHTED PLZ INFORM ME, SO THAT I MAY NOT POST THE MATERIAL IN THEFUTURE

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