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The Caring Secretary - Nancy (Hilarious)

Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.

 

Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago.

 

"After my very first week on the job," Nancy said, "I received a raise. At the end of the second week he called me into his private office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon stockings and said, 'These are for a beautiful efficient secretary.'

 

"At the end of the third week he gave me a fabulous mink stole. Then, this afternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I could consider making love to him and what it would cost him."

 

"I told him that I would and because he had been so nice to me, he could have it for just 500 bucks, although I was charging all the other guys in the office one thousand. That's when he jumped out the window."

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A polícia estava investigando a misteriosa morte de um proeminente empresário que pulou de uma janela de seu escritório de 9 andares.
 
Nancy, sua secretária voluptuosa privada poderia oferecer nenhuma explicação para a ação, mas disse que seu chefe havia agido peculiar desde que ela começou a trabalhar para ele, há um mês.
 
"Depois da minha primeira semana no cargo," Nancy disse: "Eu recebi um aumento. No final da segunda semana ele me chamou em seu gabinete, deu-me uma camisola linda negra, cinco pares de meias de nylon e disse: "Estas são para uma linda secretária eficiente."
 
"Ao final da terceira semana, ele me deu um vison fabulosa roubou. Então, esta tarde, ele me chamou ao seu gabinete de novo, me presenteou com esta pulseira de diamantes fabulosos e me perguntou se eu poderia pensar em fazer amor com ele e que lhe custaria ".
 
"Eu disse a ele que eu iria e porque ele tinha sido tão agradável para mim, ele poderia tê-lo por apenas 500 dólares, embora eu estava carregando todos os outros caras no escritório mil. Foi quando ele pulou para fora da janela."

 

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