FALLACIOUS FOREWARNINGS
DINESH VORA
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom)
" Do not turn upside down."
On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a newsflash)
On Boot's childrens cough medicine
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
"Product will be hot after heating."
On a Sears hairdryer
"Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Doritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron
"Do not iron clothes on body."
On Nytol Sleep Aid
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(What are other doors prohibited?)
On a Japanese food processor
"Not to be used for the other use."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Japanese food processor
"Not to be used for the other use."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
FALLACIOUS FOREWARNINGS
DINESH VORA
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