Dad to Tintumon:
Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?
Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a Wallet with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio Munna Bhai : How honest ….so you want to return his Wallet …?
Tintumon : No no no……. i just want to dedicate a sad song to him…
Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are,
Tintumon was listening the explanation all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tinumon finished.
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
Prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof:For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof: what will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"
Active VOICE
Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"
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