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<>_<>WHAT GENDER IS IT?<>_<>

 

 

 

ZIPLOC BAGS - male,

 because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

 

 SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male,

because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work,

 it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

 

 

 KIDNEYS - female,

 because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

 

   

 

SHOE - male,

 because it is usually unpolished,  with its tongue hanging out.

 

 

 

 COPIER - female,

because once turned off,  it takes a while to warm up.

 Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.

Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

 TIRE - male,

 because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

 

 

 HOT AIR BALLOON - male,

 because to get it to go anywhere  you have to light a fire under it...

 and, of course, there's the hot air part.

 

 

WEB PAGE - female,

 because it is always getting hit on.

 

 

 SUBWAY - male,

 because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

 

 

HOURGLASS - female,

because over time,  the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

 

 

 HAMMER - male,

because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,

 but it's handy to have around.

 

REMOTE CONTROL - female...

Ha! You thought I'd say male.

 But consider . . . it gives a man pleasure,

 

 

 

 he'd be lost without it,

 

 

and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,

 he keeps trying.