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PUNJABI  SUBA ( Serious Problem) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a meeting of all the Sardars to decide how to achieve their GOAL of getting--- PUNJABI SUBA ?
 
They were planning for a free Punjab (PUNJABI SUBA ).
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oye... We will take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
 
 That was a tough one indeed.
Banta Singh had a brainwave...
 
"No problem! We will attack America, we will lose and it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically. Even we all will become direct citizens of USA. No more need for VISA & Green Card.
 All the Sardars became happy ? with this very simple solution but an old Sardar was not..
 
Someone asked him why he wasnt happy. ?
 
 The old Sardar replied,
 
 "THATS ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE WON AND TOOK OVER AMERICA ???"



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Lady: Do you smoke?

Man: Yes

Lady: How many packs a day?

Man: 3 packs

Lady: How much per pack

Man: $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you smoke?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
 
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Abraham Lincoln said that the progress of any country depends on 4 things:.
Idea, Liberty, Trust & Freedom .

In India:
- Idea is sim card,
- Liberty is footwear,
- Trust is a brand of condom &
- Freedom is a sanitary pad.

God save India...
 
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This is an exchange of messages between two internet communicants.
 Dear Dr.Mritunjoy Sengupta,

If you could manage to read the front page of today Hindustantimes,Dec 09,2012,Press Council of India chairman Mr. Markandey Katju seems to have raked another storm claiming that 90% of Indian are idiots with hay in their brain, who can't make the right choice during elections.
Of course the deep root cause of failure of the Indian Democracy is massive illiteracy and slave mentality !
That brings to my minds the following lines of our patriot poet late Rabindranath Tagore
Where the mind is without fear and the head held high;
Where knowledge is free;
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by narrow domestic walls;
Where words come out from the depth of truth;
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection;
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;
Where the mind is led forward by Thee into ever-widening thought and action;
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake.
Political leadership in our country has dismally failed ! The whole system needs OVER-HAUL
Regards,
Manjit
 
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Nupur.Sengupta <nbagchi@frontier.com>
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Subject: RE: To All My Batchmates~How True it is !!!!!!!
To: manjit singh <mnsaks1@gmail.com>

Dear Manjit:
 
The contents of your letter are very correct, but disappointing. According to a recent speech
In U.S.A , about fifty crore voters in India are illiterate even sixty years after gaining independence. They cannot sign their name. They vote by thumb impression. According to Mr. Advani , this situation arose because of influence of Mr.Jawaharlal Nehru on the Constituent  Assembly. Mr. Nehru directed the Assembly that one man – one vote irrespective of education. That system resulted  the present situation  prevailing in  the political condition  in India. What you can expect from politicians who are elected by fifty crore illiterate  voters who cannot sigh their name .  The outcome of the next election is difficult to predict because of the illiterate voters. This situation is not prevailing in other democratic countries.
 
The question is what can be done to rectify the situation and bring India to a meaningful life. Literacy and education is the only solution.  You should spend rest of your life on education and literacy of common Indians. We cannot change the Constitution now. But we can change the voters who are, due to their ignorance are electing corrupt and goons as country's politicians. About hundred thirty five members of the Lok Sabha are facing serious criminal charges, but they were elected in the last election by illiterate voters.
 
You  should spend rest of your life educating the Indian voters and  get them to read and write.   The politicians like Mr. Nehru cannot be allowed to exploit their illiteracy and get votes. Education is the only solution. You can contribute to India.
Sincerely,
Dr. Mritunjoy Sengupta



 
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Dear All;


7th and 8th numbers for my mobile is 0 & 5 respectively. Can you say me where is it from.

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--- On Tue, 4/12/12, Night Rider <nightrider_1991@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Night Rider <nightrider_1991@yahoo.com>
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????
To: "Rukhsana group" <rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>, "chumma group" <chumma@yahoogroups.com>, "excite group" <excite_group@yahoogroups.com>, "mumbaihangout group" <mumbaihangout@yahoogroups.com>, "my mag" <mymag@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Tuesday, 4 December, 2012, 5:05 PM

 

very informative mail for you, please don't forget to forward.

Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????

Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:



1
2
3
4
5
6
7 th
8 th
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
Phone serial no.
x
x
x
x
x
x
?
?
x
x
x
x
x
x
x

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for
survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

(1 )

EMERGENCY

* The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 ..* If you find
yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to
establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

(2)

Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call
someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.
Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!'*

(3)

Hidden Battery power
Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call
and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve
battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with
this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This
reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
AND

(4 )
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.




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