«*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>A COWBOY MEETS ST.PETER<>_<>

 

 

<>_<>A COWBOY MEETS ST.PETER<>_<>

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.  'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
St. Peter asked.

 

 

 

 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 

'On a trip

 to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick

the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago