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School:- A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:- A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:- A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:- An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference:- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:- A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:- A banker provided by nature.
Boss:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic:- Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:- An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:- A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
Life Insurance:- A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:- A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:- An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference:- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:- A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:- A banker provided by nature.
Boss:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic:- Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:- An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:- A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
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