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Your Bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster broadband connection
to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.
And even your night dreams are in HTML.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,
like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You refer to going to the bathroom - as downloading.
You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot uk"
Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new
WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never
had heart problems before.
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and - You
don't have a clue when it happened.
You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them
are already highlighted in purple.
Your cat and dog has its own 'home page'
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have
neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.
You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do"
and you don't even have a job.
You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Chrome, Netscape 2.01or higher."
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair
in front of your computer with a toilet.
Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you
buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
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