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<>_<>JUST A LITTLE LAUGH 4 THE NIGHT...  <>_<>

 

John was in a bar looking very dejected.
His friend, Steve, walked over and asked,
"What's wrong?"
"It's my mother-in-law, " John replied,
While shaking his head sadly. "I have
A real problem with her."
"Cheer up," Steve said. "Everyone has
Problems with their mother-in-law. "
"Yeah," John answered. "But I got mine pregnant."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm take take of my coat.
Everyone started looking her wonderfull body line

she rolled the dice and yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs the new Coat''!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES, YES,  I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her coat and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

  MORAL OF THE STORY ~
  Not all Irish are stupid..
  Not all blondes are dumb,
  But all men are men.