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80 is the worst age???

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always

feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and

nothing comes out." 

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you

don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat

bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" 

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat

rock; no problem at all." 

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30." 

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at

6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

 

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Shakeel Ahmed

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