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The streets are safe in nEW DELHI. It's only the people who make them unsafe.

 

FRIDAY20,APRIL,2012.

 

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You'll find more, and very "interesting", uses for cocktail umbrellas today.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You will walk into a door frame today, and people will smirk. Remember though, they're smirking with you, not at you.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Yesterday's bathtub mystery will be explained today. Still, you'll have no idea what to feed the penguin. Pizza might work, I'd think.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

And old friend will call today, who you haven't talked to in years. He'll remind you that you owe him money.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Everyone you see will be "power walking" today. Ignore them -- they're just trying to get on your nerves.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You will begin a spiritual journey. The karmic chaos which has surrounded you begins to settle into a new pattern. Also, you will become strangely fascinated by electric juicers.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

About your new idea... Sure, I'll bet you could sell your handmade voodoo dolls by marketing them over the Internet. The competition, however, can be "fierce." You might want to stop and consider how many flights of stairs you're interested in falling down, before you commit yourself to that course of action...

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Today you will discover that there is nothing more silly than a silly laugh. A silly nose wiggle ranks pretty highly, though.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

This week, you'll discover a trick to make those meetings seem more interesting. Imagine that everyone else has a ferret clinging to their head.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

A hive of naked mole rats will move in with you today. You will find that they are relatively tidy creatures, but that it's a trifle difficult to explain their presence to your friends.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

And old friend will call today, who you haven't talked to in years. He'll remind you that you owe him money.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Your main problem? You're not eating NEARLY enough strudel.