Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Wyf-Tumne mujhe shadi se phle
Q nahi bataya k tumhari
phle hi RANI naam ki wyf he
Hus-Maine bataya to tha k me
tume RANI ki tarah rakhunga..
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Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave
You
Husband- Perfect ! I've Won
$10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ...
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
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