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<>_<>ME & MY JOBS<>_<>

 

			"This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this stuff. " 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.                 Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work,   I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks,  but had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!