<>_<>Italian Pregnancy<>_<>
I could not resist not sending this E-mail around. Hope you will like it.
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes
to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house.
Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother,
and the girl and tells them:
and the girl and tells them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem'.
'I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.
rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari,
2 retail stores, a townhouse,
2 retail stores, a townhouse,
a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account..
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $4,000,000 bank account.
and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each..
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding
a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder,
looks him directly in the eyes and says,''if there is a miscarriage, WILL YOU GIVE HER A 2ND. CHANCE?
a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder,
looks him directly in the eyes and says,''if there is a miscarriage, WILL YOU GIVE HER A 2ND. CHANCE?
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