«*» RUKHSANA«*» From the Kids

 

Out of the mouths of babes NUDITY!!    I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'   *OPINIONS * On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not  necessarily those of his parents."   * *SCHOOL*  A little girl had just finished her first week of school.  'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!' *BIBLE * A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered  through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been  pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found, ' the boy called out.  'What have you got there, dear?' With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'         NOW IF THIS DIDN'T BRIGHTEN  YOUR DAY, GO BACK TO BED AND FORGET IT What a wonderful world this would be if we - all the world - stopped for  cookies and milk every afternoon about three and then laid own for a nap  with our blankie!

Rose!