<>_<>THE WISE MAN <>_<>
A wise old man and a young man are waiting for their bus at the bus stop. A conversation starts..
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why not?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why not?
Old Man: I am being far sighted by refusing to tell you the time you impudent fellow.
Young Man: Sir, but how can you be farsighted by not telling the time? What are you going to lose,if
You tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.That is the farsightedness. You tell me the time?
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: Oneday you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Old Man: Oneday you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles.
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles.
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.....
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.....
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