«*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>I'm fit as a fiddle<>_<>

 

 

<>_<>I'm fit as a fiddle<>_<>

 

"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people.

 "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles.

 

 

I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why?

 

 

 I don't smoke,

 

     

 

 I don't drink,

 

 

I don't stay up late,

 

 

 

and I don't chase after women!"

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering,

"And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"

 

 

"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"