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 Male or Female?

 

 

 You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:  They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:  These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: 
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:  Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:  Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female   because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:  
 
  Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:   Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

 

 
 

 

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