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Helga's Cruise
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat
chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my
first one, - and I can't wait!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the
Captain today -- seems like a very nice man
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off
the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a
scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me
to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be
unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at
piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought
me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked
me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way
with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice.
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