What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats. "Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat?" Robert Stearns
"Cats are always elegant." John Weitz "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain "A cat has too much spirit to have no heart." Ernest Menault
"You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense." Jane Pauley
"If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up." Joan Asper McIntosh
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." Anonymous
Every dog has its day, but nights are reserved for cats." Unknown
"One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home." Pam Brown Cat Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by CATS! |
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