<>_<>SMILE IS THE BEST COSMETIC <>_<>
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was
well taken care of.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was
well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed
his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the
owner of this wonderful sweet dog is
owner of this wonderful sweet dog is
and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my
house for a nap.'
house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his
collar:
collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to
catch up on his sleep.
catch up on his sleep.
Can I come with him tomorrow?'
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the
highway patrol. The officer said,
"Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks,
"What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"
"What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband and asked,
"What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave him her license.
The woman turned to her husband and asked,
"What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave him her license.
The patrolman said, "I see you are from Arkansas .
I spent some time there once and went on a blind date
with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
I spent some time there once and went on a blind date
with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked,
"What did he say?"
"What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He thinks he knows you!"
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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.
Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.
Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.
"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said, "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me. "
"Excuse me?" the accountant said.
"I worry about a lot of things," the man said.
"But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."
"I see," the accountant said, "And how much does the job pay?"
"I'll start you at eighty thousand."
"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed, "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"
"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian
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