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<>_<>PARROTS OF TAMPLE <>_<>

*A lady goes to Pandit (Priest) one day and tells him, 'Pandit ji, I have a
problem.*
*I have two female parrots,*

 

*But they only know to say one thing.'*
*'What do they say?' the priest asked.*
*They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'*
*'That's obscene!' the Pandit exclaimed,*
*Then he thought for a moment.....*
*'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots in the Tample, which I have taught to pray and read the Ramayna and Geeta....*
*Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage
with Ram and Laxman.*

 

 

*My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,*
*And your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.' *
*'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'*
*The next day,*
*She brought her female parrots to the Pandit's house....*
*As he ushered her in,*
*She saw that his two male parrots*
*Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...*
*Impressed,*
*She walked over and placed her parrots in with them...*
*After a few minutes,*
*The female parrots cried out in unison:*
*Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'*
*There was stunned silence...*
*Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,*
* *
*'Put the beads away, Ram,*
*Our prayers have been answered!*.