«*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>Mommyisms.... <>_<>

 

 

<>_<>Mommyisms.... <>_<>

These are those little sayings that are passed down from Mother to
Child then magically are said again when that Child becomes a Mother!

 

 

Eat your vegetables, they're good for you.
Enough is enough!
Go ask your father.
Go play outside! It's a beautiful day!
Go to your room and think about what you did!
How can you have nothing to wear?  Your closet is FULL of clothes!

How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tasted it?
How many times do I have to tell you?
I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out!
I can always tell when you're lying.
I can't believe you sleep in this filth!
I can't believe you did that!

I didn't ask who put it there, I said, "Pick it up!"
I don't buy snacks to feed the neighborhood.
I don't care what "everyone" is doing.
I care what YOU are doing!
I don't care who started it, I said Stop!
I don't care who started it, YOU stop it!

I don't have to explain myself. I said no.
I don't know is NOT an answer.
I hope someday you have children just like you.
I hope you don't kiss me with that mouth!
I just want what's best for you.
I said CLOSE the door, I did not say SLAM it.

I would have never talked to MY mom like that.
If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears (eyebrows, tongue, etc.) He
would have put them there!
If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll …
If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!
If it was a snake, it would have bitten you.
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