<>_<>I'm Sardar and I'm going to Mumbai.<>_<>
A train is on its way to Mumbai when a Sardar in 2nd. Class gets up & moves to the First Class Compartment and sits down The T C. watches him do this and asks to see his ticket. he then tells the Sardar passenger that he will have to return to 2nd. class compartment The Sardar replies, 'I'm Sardar fom Punjab, I'm going to Mumbai and I'm staying right here!' The TC goes into the Guard Room and tells the Guard there is some Sardar sitting in First Class who belongs to 2nd. class and won't move back to his seat. The Guard goes back to the Sardar and tries to explain that because he only paid for 2nd. class, he is only entitled to a 2nd. class seat and he will have to return to his original seat. The Sardar replied,"'I'm Sardar fom Punjab, I'm going to Mumbai and I'm staying right here!'
Exasperated theGuard tells the Station Master that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they reach Mumbai to arrest the Sardar who won't listen to reason. 'You say he's Sardar? I'll handle this, I'm from Punjab, and I speak Punjabi!' The Station Master goes back to the Sardar, whispers in his ear, and he says, 'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea', gets up and moves back to his 2nd. Class compartment The TC and the Guard are amazed and asked him what he said to make him move without any fuss.
The Station Master replied, 'I told him First Class isn't going to Mumbai'. | |
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