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Preparing Turkeys for Thanksgiving I'll let you into a secret, the man was blind and that's why the turkeys were tricking him by saying 'Mooo'. I know the wife bought a turkey. But where on earth did she put the bird?  A Tricky Value Judgement» Now Where is That Turkey? Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses. The second pilgrim asks, 'Why do you have two blunderbusses?' The first pilgrim explains, 'I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again.' The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, 'Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?' Six Legged TurkeyAn industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. 'Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!' They all asked the farmer how it tasted. 'I don't know, 'said the farmer, 'I never could catch it!' Funny Thanksgiving TurkeyIt was just before Thanksgiving in Walmart, and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?' 'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.' |
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