«*» RUKHSANA«*» ♥~♥THE DEBATE ON THE NATIONALITY ♥~♥

 

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♥~♥THE DEBATE ON THE NATIONALITY    ♥~♥   THE DEBATE ON THE NATIONALITY OF JESUS: There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:   1. He called everyone "brother."       2. He liked Gospel Music. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.        But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Fathers business.   2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin      and his mother was sure he was God.   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:   1. He talked with his hands.     2. He had wine with every meal.   3. He used olive oil.   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair.     2. He walked around barefoot all the time.   3. He started a new religion.   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married.   2. He was always telling stories.     3. He loved green pastures.       But the most compelling evidence of all ...3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.       2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.     3. And even when he was dead,      He had to get up because there was more work to do.           Lilly