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♥~♥ ♥~♥ Five Favourite Funny English Mistakes-2♥~♥ Five Further Funny Grammatical Errors It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great but, the secret ingredient is our people. Slow Children Crossing. "Should Madonna be aloud to adopt again?" Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. "Elephants Please Stay In Your Car."  (Warning at a safari park). Funny Words Make Clever Phrases I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?  He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone, it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.   A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. Dermatoglyphics The scientific study of fingerprints is called dermatoglyphics, a word which has the distinction of being the longest in English with no repeated letters. The only other such word is uncopyrightable. Gelatology is the scientific study of laughter                     Lilly

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