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<>_<>THE NEW KG BOOK<>_<>

 New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat,

 that used to be right, but now it won't float!

 Age before beauty is what we once said,

but let's be a bit more realistic instead.




Now The  BOOK OF Alphabet:

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?


D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

 F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.


H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!


P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.


S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.


W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.

 Yfor another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,

and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!


HAVE A GREAT DAY !