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A Manager, his Assistant, one old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves introduced to each other and become temporary friends.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed.
The Manager is bending over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking:
These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
The Young girl is thinking:
The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.
The Manager is thinking:
Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
The Assistant is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap my Manager again. The Rascal keeps harassing me in the Office.
The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed.
The Manager is bending over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking:
These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
The Young girl is thinking:
The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.
The Manager is thinking:
Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
The Assistant is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap my Manager again. The Rascal keeps harassing me in the Office.
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GOOD ONE!
The story of the lie detector
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper. "Where were you last night?"
"I was at the library."
The robot slaps the son.
"OK I was at a friend's house," the son admits.
Doing what?" asked the father "Watching a movie: Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
"OK it was porn!" cried the son. Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother.
ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for
YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice
cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of
ice cream...
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is
'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your
thinking.'
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for
YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice
cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of
ice cream...
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is
'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your
thinking.'
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